Yeah, my favourite demon. I love this guy. *grins madly* Urglefloggah is the guardian of the portal of hell... and he's taking his job very seriously. ^_~ Read Faust Eric and you know what I mean. *sniggers*

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"And it would be a lazy use of language to say that the thing that answered the door was a nightmare. Nightmares are usually rather daft things and it's very hard to explain to a listener what was so dreadful about your socks coming alive or giant carrots jumping out of the hedgerows. This thing was the kind of terrifying thing that could only be created by someone sitting down and thinking horrible thoughts very clearly. It had more tentacles than legs, but fewer arms than heads. It also had a badge. The badge said: 'My name is Urglefloggah, Spawn of the Pit and Loathly Guardian of the Dread Portal: How May I Help You?' "

(taken from "Faust Eric" by Terry Pratchett, page 155 A.E.)